ASK A WALKER !

With a wide selection of Walkers to answer your questions, you are sure to receive a swift reply. Translations from specialists - we will not reveal names - are included. Please do not try to feed the Walkers nor offer them comfort.
It will bite you in the ass quite literally.

OOC: The answers to submissions will become better, I assure you. Still trying to perfect my zombie speech. Lol.

Anonymous asked: Do you hide from the weather when it rains?

Nahh

Anonymous asked: What are your favorite hobbies?

nom nom
Translation: eating

Anonymous asked: Can i have a hug?

*eats*

gaia2007 asked: Hi walker. Another question, have you ever tried to eat food instead of people?

nahh

im-daryls-crossbow asked: dear walkers, thank you very much for providing a steady supply of meatbags for me n Daryl to slaughter. i truly appreciate it

??
Translation: Who’s Daryl?

Anonymous asked: can dogs get infected? Or could they rip off your arms without the infection getting to them?

Naaag.
Translation: NO, DAMMIT

ecosplay asked: What did Dale taste like?

mmmmmmmmm